Like the Song Says, “How Bizarre”

On Thurs. Doreen gets call from some Missouri state investigator. He's full of Q's, and Doreen can't answer any of them. He gets all professional investigator on her and tells her she doesn't exist. Kincaid must be an alias. In which case, her SS# is invalid. Her marriage to Carl isn't valid. Her entire life is a hoax on the American public.